Responding to Random Moments

I have these kind of rants on a daily basis animalstalkinginallcaps: DRIVE @ EARTH? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? AM I SUPPOSED TO DRIVE MY MITSUBISHI INTO A MOUNTAIN? HURTLE THROUGH SPACE IN MY MITSUBISHI ROCKETSHIP UNTIL I BREACH THE ATMOSPHERE AND PULL A DEEP IMPACT? WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THIS ONE? I’M ALL FOR 0% APR FINANCING BUT SOMEONE IN THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT SHOULD BE FIRED FOR THIS CAMPAIGN. I SINCERELY DOUBT I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS HAT IF PHILLIP TREACY HAD USED ‘HAT @ HEAD’ IN HIS PRESS STATEMENTS, IS ALL I’M SAYING. 

I have these kind of rants on a daily basis

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DRIVE @ EARTH? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? AM I SUPPOSED TO DRIVE MY MITSUBISHI INTO A MOUNTAIN? HURTLE THROUGH SPACE IN MY MITSUBISHI ROCKETSHIP UNTIL I BREACH THE ATMOSPHERE AND PULL A DEEP IMPACT? WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?

I’M ALL FOR 0% APR FINANCING BUT SOMEONE IN THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT SHOULD BE FIRED FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.

I SINCERELY DOUBT I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS HAT IF PHILLIP TREACY HAD USED ‘HAT @ HEAD’ IN HIS PRESS STATEMENTS, IS ALL I’M SAYING. 

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