February 2012
4 posts
We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to...
– BAHAHAHAH! (via clientsfromhell)
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
17 posts
hickory. dickory dock.: Make You Feel My Love When... →
Don’t forget to remind people that this a Bob Dylan song, and not an Adele song.
splunky:
Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I could offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one there to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make...
November 2011
11 posts
3 tags
The best analogy to use in sex-ed. EVER!
If you’re gonna have pizza with someone else, what do you have to do? You gotta talk about what you want. Even if you’re going to have the same pizza you always have, you say, ‘We getting the usual?’ Just a check in. And square, round, thick, thin, stuffed crust, pepperoni, stromboli, pineapple — none of those are wrong; variety in the pizza model doesn’t come with...
A Brief Rant on the Future of Interaction Design →
Absolutely brilliant. Let’s move on from pictures under glass.
A good example of what clients from hell get in...
clientsfromhell:
http://www.hurtownia-kontakt.pl/
Things I know
I am more than happy with the simple life. Walks, movies at home, pillow talk, home cooked dinner, laughs, dogs, flowers, letters, slippers, ice cream, card games, bed time and good conversation. I wish to only find someone else who is done with all the other bullshit and understand it does not take fancy things to make me happy.
October 2011
6 posts
5 tags
Who doesn’t like early Clapton? Vegas doesn’t!
fancyvegas:
“SLOWHAND STRIKES”
MOM! Who is this scary-eyed hippie? Musical genius? I don’t know about that… GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!
You guys are jerks.
It's Decorative Gourd Season Mother[Expletive]s →
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO!...
September 2011
4 posts
11 tags
August 2011
2 posts
Terribly happy →
If there’s one thing that always makes me terribly happy, it’s CRAZY MONSTER
1 tag
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
Fancy Vegas: SAVE THE LIBRARIES! →
Please reblog!!
fancyvegas:
Hi there.
I want to take a moment to be serious. I am an educated pug. I love to read and to learn. And I fiercely believe in the supreme importance of libraries and all the good they do for communities across the world. But it seems that everywhere, city budget cuts are threatening our most…
May 2011
16 posts
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it...
– Hunter S. Thompson (via bookstorecouture)